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WTFgirl

AKA Phunockery or KDSaur
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Hello you lovely people!

A new year has come and resolutions have been said. As with every year my resolution is to continue growing as an author. And with growth comes the realization that you must let things go. Sadly, I fear this website is going to be one of the things I need to let go of to grow. As a writer there are very few and limited avenues for advertising and growing an audience on DeviantArt. Especially since the majority of authors and readers have already moved onto different avenues. Thank you so much for sharing this adventure with me and I hope all of your lives are fruitful and amazing. 

If you are still interested in reading my books, I'll still be posting them weekly and even twice weekly on WattPad and Patreon. If you want to get the chapters earlier than everyone else I would suggest subscribing a single dollar to Patreon. If you're willing to wait all chapters are free within a week of posting. 

If you just want to keep in contact, follow me on twitter or instagram @Phunockery. I'm always welcoming new and old friends. 

May your new year be fruitful and your heart be bright. Thank you for all the fish, happy new years and goodnight. 
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You may be curious as to where my entire gallery went. Don't worry, it still exists. They weren't deleted, destroyed, eaten or stolen by goblins. I just popped them all into storage. I'm in the middle of getting a bunch of things set up for the episodic release of 'Start the Fire'. Presently I have released the first chapter for exclusive early access to my Patrons at Patreon.com/Phunockery and next week will release it to the public to consume (while giving my Patrons access to Ch. 2!) 

Now, to me! Last you heard from me I was married with two kids in the great city of Kalamazoo. Well two out of three are still true. I am now happily separated with two kids in the great city of Kalamazoo. Let's see, I have been in an amazing, healthy relationship with my boyfriend for the last 8 months. I've been trying (and failing) to get my books published traditionally, and have a few books self-published on Amazon (look for Kandice Saur and you'll find them!) 

I would love to go on and get you guys all up to speed, but right now I'm currently a bit pressed for time. I will definitely see you again next week and hopefully I'll be able to throw more words your way. 

Love you guys <3 
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Just not here. 

I haven't posted on DeviantArt regularly in AGES. But I am creating. I'm posting. I'm even doing new, wild and (honestly) scary things. Just not here.

If you're still interested in my writing you can find samples of it at Patreon.com/Phunokcery without subscribing. If you do sub you'll be able to get access to some pretty crazy rough drafts.

On that note, I also live stream at twitch.tv/Phunockery . Every Monday and Tuesday I either write a Roll-A-Story where the chat and I write a story based on the dice rolls of the in chat bot, or I do chat suggested sprints. Both are a ton of fun.


You can find me literally anywhere with the username Phunockery (twitter, Instagram, Facebook...) If you want to catch up, please feel free to message me. I miss you guys! ♥♥♥
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Since my last entry my life has begun to take a new path. Vampire's Fairy Tale is now Start the Fire and should be published near the end of this year. I am also live streaming video games and raising two kids. On top of my novel I have decided to start a side project of a mini series of short stories based on a few online friends. No idea where it will go or where it will take me, but I am looking forward to how it pans out. 
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This year, I have promised myself that, one way or another, I WILL get published. I have an editor who adores my work and we're currently working hard to get my work re-worked and ready to hit the shelves. Vampire's Fairy Tale is the big one I'm publishing. Due to a big let down that happened last year it is now called 'It Begins with Fire' and the word 'Vampire' has been removed entirely from the series. That's right, I am publishing a novel with heavy vampire influence without using the word that now kills authors in the publishing world. That should be out late spring to mid-summer. Look forward to more updates on that.

We are also working on publishing a few of my more experimental short stories, like Skeletal Frustrations. This will be an adult series with a name that is still pending. This should be out before June under a pseudonym.

In other news my youngest daughter just turned 3. Her sister is making top grades in 1st grade, though she's also been coined as a trouble child because she keeps distracting the other students.  

My father is in the hospital, again, due to a damaged heart. He won't listen to me or the doctors when we tell him he needs a pacemaker. I really hope he lives to see both of his granddaughters make it into school. I'm not holding my breath though, even if it's a little more than a year away, no one can live for long with a heart rate of 40.
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